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[haptalaon]

Some cowardly motherfucker just left a threatening note about my dog outside my house, so I am sitting inside scrolling down my twitter feed of landscape paintings and listening to Vashti Bunyan and drinking a cup of fucking tea fresh picked from my garden; but I am ready to kill anyone who so much as looks at me, literally steam-coming-out-of-my-ears body tensed up. I hate the bloody countryside so bloody much; someone's seen us with our dog on a piece of common land and decided to kick up a stink (the note was complaining about us not picking up our dog mess. But we do, every time, which means they're just pissed at the fact we Have A Dog In Public) & I am ready to shank the first person who looks at me & I do hope all this lovely lemon balm and nettle is as relaxing as my herbal remedy book promises because it isn't pleasurable to be this angry and afraid, but dear gods

Comments

[kartoffeltorte]

When I had my bun, people would complain about the poo pellets. I am on a fixed income and can only afford so much litter. And at the time, I had a broken leg so that was also thrown in the mix.

[annofowlshire]

Ugh. Sorry people are being so ridiculous. Our village is mostly fabulous, but there are still a handful of annoying folk like that.

[earthspirits]

That's awful to threaten you and your dog with an unpleasant note. I'm sorry to hear this.