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[haptalaon]

I'm the wrong person to run a beautiful old run-down hotel, though, because if someone visited my shabby weird old building with its little nooks and crannies and strange smells, and chose to be rude about it, I would definitely kill them.

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[haptalaon]

"Wanted: Caretaker for old, isolated hotel. Experience of barely-simmering rage, marital tensions, and a range of alcohols desirable. Must bring own axe."